Movies – Shitty Cinema

Shitty Cinema’s catalog of movies. An exciting foray into the perils of cinema.

Title Date Theme Awful Person Rating Run Time Release Year Rotten Tomatoes IMDB #

Highlander II: The Quickening 11/16/2014 Shitty Sci-Fi Casey R 91 1991 0 4.0/10 1

Starcrash 11/23/2014 Shitty Sci-Fi Dave PG 92 1978 33 4.0/10 2

Total Recall 11/30/2014 Shitty Sci-Fi Jay R 113 1990 30 7.5/10 3

Babes In Toyland 12/07/2014 Fucking Christmas Casey G 140 1986 36 5.3/10 4

Jingle All The Way 12/14/2014 Fucking Christmas Dave PG 89 1996 17 5.4/10 5

Santa With Muscles 12/21/2014 Fucking Christmas Jay PG 97 1996 21 2.4/10 6

Believe Again 12/28/2014 Casey Hijacks Shitty Cinema Casey Unrated 85 2013 8.0/10 7

Zardoz 01/04/2015 Post Apocolyptic Films Casey R 105 1974 44 5.8/10 8

America 3000 01/11/2015 Post Apocolyptic Films Dave PG-13 92 1986 4.4/10 9

Left Behind 01/18/2015 Post Apocolyptic Films Jay PG-13 110 2014 2 3.1/10 10

Fist of the North Star 01/25/2015 Post Apocolyptic Films Dave R 103 1995 3.9/10 11

Bloodsport 02/01/2015 Van Damme-uary Collective R 92 1988 33 6.8/10 12

Death Warrant 02/01/2015 Van Damme-uary Collective R 89 1990 5.6/10 13

Legionnaire 02/08/2015 Van Damme-uary Casey R 99 1998 29 5.3/10 14

Street Fighter 02/08/2015 Van Damme-uary Casey PG-13 102 1994 12 3.8/10 15

Cyborg 02/15/2015 Van Damme-uary Dave R 86 1989 5.0/10 16

Lionheart 02/15/2015 Van Damme-uary Dave R 108 1990 33 6.1/10 17

Double Team 02/22/2015 Van Damme-uary Jay R 93 1997 11 4.7/10 18

Hard Target 02/22/2015 Van Damme-uary Jay R 97 1993 50 6.1/10 19

The Last Dragon 03/01/2015 Kung Fu Month Casey PG-13 109 1985 33 6.9/10 20

The God of Cookery 03/08/2015 Kung Fu Month Dave Unrated 95 1996 7.4/10 21

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky 03/15/2015 Kung Fu Month Dave R 91 1991 89 7.1/10 22

Dragonball: Evolution 03/22/2015 Kung Fu Month Jay PG 85 2009 14 2.7/10 23

Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection) 03/29/2015 Kung Fu Month Jay R 107 1972 92 7.4/10 24

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot 04/05/2015 Buddy Cops Casey PG-13 87 1992 4 4.0/10 25

Samurai Cop 04/12/2015 Buddy Cops Dave Unrated 96 1991 5.0/10 26

Loose Cannons 04/19/2015 Buddy Cops Jay R 94 1990 0 4.7/10 27

Tango and Cash 04/26/2015 Buddy Cops Jay R 104 1989 34 6.3/10 28

Mercury Rising 05/03/2015 Baldwin Month Casey R 111 1998 17 6.1/10 29

The Cat in the Hat 05/10/2015 Baldwin Month Dave PG 82 2003 10 3.8/10 30

Fall Time 05/17/2015 Baldwin Month Jay R 88 1995 5.5/10 31

The Shadow 05/24/2015 Baldwin Month Collective PG-13 108 1994 35 6.0/10 32

Gigli 05/31/2015 Do Your Worst Casey R 121 2003 6 2.4/10 33

The Room 06/07/2015 Do Your Worst Dave R 99 2003 3.5/10 34

The Black Gestapo 06/14/2015 Do Your Worst Jay R 88 1975 4.0/10 35

Foodfight! 06/21/2015 Do Your Worst Menia PG 91 2012 1.7/10 36

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans 08/09/2015 Nicolas Cage Month Casey R 122 2009 87 6.7/10 37

Season of the Witch 08/16/2015 Nicolas Cage Month Dave PG-13 95 2011 10 5.4/10 38

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 08/23/2015 Nicolas Cage Month Jay PG-13 96 2011 17 4.3/10 39

Windtalkers 08/30/2015 Nicolas Cage Month Casey R 134 2002 32 6.0/10 40

The Galaxy Invader 09/06/2015 White Trash Month Menia PG 79 1985 3.0/10 41

Pink Flamingos 09/13/2015 White Trash Month Casey NC-17 93 1972 80 6.1/10 42

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil 09/20/2015 White Trash Month Dave R 89 2010 84 7.6/10 43

Say It Isn't So 09/27/2015 White Trash Month Jay R 95 2001 9 4.9/10 44

Disorderlies 11/08/2015 Rappers Turned Actors Casey PG 86 1987 4.8/10 45

Who's Your Caddy 11/15/2015 Rappers Turned Actors Dave PG-13 93 2007 6 2.0/10 46

MP Da Last Don 11/22/2015 Rappers Turned Actors Jay Unrated 46 1998 2.7/10 47

Leprechaun in the Hood 11/29/2015 Rappers Turned Actors Dave R 90 2000 33 3.6/10 48

Cool as Ice 12/06/2015 Call Back's Casey PG 91 1991 8 2.8/10 49

The Wicker Man 12/13/2015 Call Back's Dave PG-13 102 2006 15 3.6/10 50

Face/Off 12/20/2015 Call Back's Jay R 138 1997 92 7.3/10 51

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 12/27/2015 Call Back's Casey PG-13 95 1997 3 3.7/10 52

Arcade 01/03/2016 Welcome to the Internet Casey R 85 1993 5.4/10 53

V-World Matrix 01/10/2016 Welcome to the Internet Dave Unrated 78 1999 4.1/10 54

The Lawnmower Man 01/17/2016 Welcome to the Internet Jay R 108 1992 38 5.4/10 55

Swordfish 01/24/2016 Welcome to the Internet Menia R 99 2001 26 6.5/10 56

The Net 01/31/2016 Welcome to the Internet Collective PG-13 114 1995 36 5.8/10 57

Bloodsport 02/07/2016 Van Damme-uary Collective R 92 1998 33 6.8/10 58

Kickboxer 02/07/2016 Van Damme-uary Collective R 97 1989 6.3/10 59

Knock Off 02/14/2016 Van Damme-uary Casey R 91 1998 8 4.7/10 60

Double Team 02/14/2016 Van Damme-uary Casey R 93 1997 11 4.7/10 61

Replicant 02/21/2016 Van Damme-uary Dave R 100 2001 27 5.1/10 62

The Order 02/21/2016 Van Damme-uary Dave R 99 2001 0 4.6/10 63

Timecop 02/28/2016 Van Damme-uary Jay R 99 1994 43 5.8/10 64

JCVD 02/28/2016 Van Damme-uary Jay R 97 2008 83 7.2/10 65

Süpermen Dönüyor (Turkish Superman) 03/06/2016 Kmart Superheroes Casey Unrated 67 1979 4.1/10 66

Ra.One 03/13/2016 Kmart Superheroes Dave Unrated 156 2011 4.8/10 67

3 Dev Adam (Three Giant Men) 03/20/2016 Kmart Superheroes Jay Unrated 81 1973 4.9/10 68

The Amazing Bulk 03/27/2016 Kmart Superheroes Collective Unrated 76 2013 2.0/10 69

Double Down 04/03/2016 Thunderbollocks Menia Unrated 93 2005 3.1/10 70

If Looks Could Kill 04/10/2016 Thunderbollocks Casey PG-13 88 1991 29 5.7/10 71

The Avengers 04/17/2016 Thunderbollocks Dave PG-13 89 1998 5 3.7/10 72

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield 04/24/2016 Thunderbollocks Jay Unrated 120 1998 3.7/10 73

Ghosts CAN Do It (Those Dear Departed) 04/30/2016 I Love the Eighties Casey Unrated 88 1987 4.3/10 74

Miami Connection 05/08/2016 I Love the Eighties Dave Unrated 83 1987 69 6.0/10 75

Invasion U.S.A. 05/15/2016 I Love the Eighties Jay R 107 1985 20 5.3/10 76

Teen Witch 05/22/2016 I Love the Eighties Corey PG-13 90 1989 43 6.2/10 77

Cobra 05/29/2016 I Love the Eighties Juice R 87 1986 13 5.6/10 78

Staying Alive 06/05/2016 Dueces Month Casey PG 93 1983 0 4.4/10 79

Escape from L.A. 06/12/2016 Dueces Month Dave R 101 1996 53 5.7/10 80

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption 06/19/2016 Dueces Month Jay PG-13 105 2012 3.6/10 81

Gremlins 2: The New Batch 06/26/2016 Dueces Month Collective PG-13 106 1990 67 6.3/10 82

Critters 3 08/07/2016 Dirty Little Secret Casey PG-13 86 1991 0 4.2/10 83

Tiptoes 08/14/2016 Dirty Little Secret Dave R 90 2003 29 4.7/10 84

She-Devil 08/21/2016 Dirty Little Secret Jay PG-13 99 1989 41 5.4/10 85

Heart Condition 08/28/2016 Dirty Little Secret Collective R 100 1990 0 5.6/10 86

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 09/04/2016 Horri-Boll Month Casey PG-13 127 2007 4 3.8/10 87

Blubberella 09/11/2016 Horri-Boll Month Dave R 87 2011 2.4/10 88

Postal 09/18/2016 Horri-Boll Month Jay R 100 2007 8 4.5/10 89

Raging Boll 09/25/2016 Horri-Boll Month Collective Unrated 85 2010 6.0/10 90

First Daughter 10/02/2016 Make Cinema Shitty Again Casey PG 106 2004 8 5.0/10 91

London Has Fallen 10/09/2016 Make Cinema Shitty Again Dave R 99 2016 26 5.9/10 92

Head of State 10/16/2016 Make Cinema Shitty Again Jay PG-13 95 2003 31 5.4/10 93

The American President 10/23/2016 Make Cinema Shitty Again Rik PG-13 114 1995 90 6.8/10 94

xXx: State of the Union 10/30/2016 Make Cinema Shitty Again Casey PG-13 101 2005 16 4.3/10 95

Dolemite 11/06/2016 Blacksploitation Month Casey R 90 1975 44 6.0/10 96

Scream Blacula Scream 11/13/2016 Blacksploitation Month Dave R 96 1973 29 5.6/10 97

Black Belt Jones 11/20/2016 Blacksploitation Month Jay R 85 1974 6.4/10 98

Black Dynamite 11/27/2016 Blacksploitation Month Dave R 84 2009 83 7.4/10 99

Double Dragon 12/04/2016 Video Games: The Movies Casey PG-13 96 1994 8 3.6/10 100

Dangerous Men 12/04/2016 Video Games: The Movies Menia Unrated 80 2005 5.1/10 101

Wing Commander 12/11/2016 Video Games: The Movies Dave PG-13 100 1999 10 4.1/10 102

Ace Attorney (Gyakuten saiban) 12/18/2016 Video Games: The Movies Jay Unrated 135 2012 6.7/10 103

Scott Pilgram vs. the World 12/25/2016 Video Games: The Movies Juice PG-13 112 2010 81 7.5/10 104

Life-Size 01/01/2017 It'sh Mahgic! Casey G 101 2000 5.6/10 105

Son of the Mask 01/15/2017 It'sh Mahgic! Dave PG 94 2005 6 2.2/10 106

Immortals 01/22/2017 It'sh Mahgic! Jay R 110 2011 35 6.0/10 107

The Craft 01/29/2017 It'sh Mahgic! Jay R 101 1996 50 6.3/10 108

Bloodsport 02/05/2017 Van Damme-uary Collective R 92 1998 33 6.8/10 109

Kickboxer: Vengeance 02/05/2017 Van Damme-uary Collective Unrated 90 2016 43 4.9/10 110

Sudden Death 02/12/2017 Van Damme-uary Casey R 111 1995 53 5.7/10 111

Lionheart 02/12/2017 Van Damme-uary Casey R 108 1990 33 6.1/10 112

The Expendables 2 02/19/2017 Van Damme-uary Dave R 103 2012 66 6.6/10 113

Pound of Flesh 02/19/2017 Van Damme-uary Dave R 104 2015 18 5.1/10 114

Welcome to the Jungle 02/26/2017 Van Damme-uary Jay Unrated 95 2013 22 5.0/10 115

Swelter 02/26/2017 Van Damme-uary Jay R 96 2014 4.6/10 116

Fantastic Four 03/05/2017 Miserable Marvel March Rik PG-13 106 2005 27 5.7/10 117

Daredevil 03/12/2017 Miserable Marvel March Corey PG-13 103 2003 44 5.3/10 118

Elektra 03/19/2017 Miserable Marvel March Juice PG-13 97 2005 10 4.8/10 119

Fantastic Four 03/26/2017 Miserable Marvel March Rik PG 90 1994 29 3.9/10 120

Volcano High 04/02/2017 Killer Bee Month Casey PG-13 120 2003 6.1/10 121

Repo Men 04/09/2017 Killer Bee Month Dave R 111 2010 22 6.3/10 122

The Man with the Iron Fists 04/16/2017 Killer Bee Month Jay R 95 2012 49 5.4/10 123

The Protector 2 04/23/2017 Killer Bee Month Juice R 104 2013 20 5.3/10 124

How High 04/30/2017 Killer Bee Month Rik R 93 2001 27 6.3/10 125

Over Her Dead Body 05/07/2017 Romantic Ghost Movies Casey PG-13 95 2008 15 5.2/10 126

A Chinese Ghost Story 05/14/2017 Romantic Ghost Movies Jay Unrated 98 1987 75 7.6/10 127

Ghost Fever 05/21/2017 Romantic Ghost Movies Dave PG 86 1986 3.7/10 128

Chandramukhi 05/28/2017 Romantic Ghost Movies Casey Unrated 166 2005 7.0/10 129

Boat Trip 06/04/2017 This Is the End Casey R 94 2002 7 4.9/10 130

Tank Girl 06/11/2017 This Is the End Dave R 104 1995 38 5.3/10 131

Bio-Dome 06/18/2017 This Is the End Jay PG-13 88 1996 5 4.4/10 132

Chairman of the Board 06/25/2017 This Is the End Casey PG-13 95 1998 13 2.3/10 133

The Black Ninja 08/04/2017 As Seen On YouTube Menia Unrated 90 2003 1.9/10 134

A Boy and His Dog 08/06/2017 As Seen On YouTube Casey R 91 1975 75 6.6/10 135

Vampire's Kiss 08/13/2017 As Seen On YouTube Dave R 103 1988 61 5.9/10 136

The Punisher 08/20/2017 As Seen On YouTube Jay Unrated 89 1989 28 5.7/10 137

Hard Ticket To Hawaii 08/27/2017 As Seen On YouTube Juice R 96 1987 20 4.6/10 138

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 09/03/2017 Level 5 Casey PG-13 115 2012 49 5.5/10 139

Highlander: The Source 09/10/2017 Level 5 Dave R 86 2007 3.1/10 140

Universal Soldier: Regeneration 09/17/2017 Level 5 Jay R 97 2009 5.2/10 141

Bring It On: Fight to the Finish 09/24/2017 Level 5 Juice PG-13 102 2009 5.4/10 142

Exit 10/01/2017 Alan Smithee Films Casey R 90 1996 4.2/10 143

Cowboy's Run (Fugitive's Run) 10/08/2017 Alan Smithee Films Dave PG-13 83 2005 3.1/10 144

Morgan Stewart's Coming Home 10/15/2017 Alan Smithee Films Jay PG-13 96 1987 5.4/10 145

Let's Get Harry 10/22/2017 Alan Smithee Films Juice R 102 1986 5.2/10 146

The Owl 10/29/2017 Alan Smithee Films Jay Unrated 84 1991 4.4/10 147

Sinav (Heist School) 11/05/2017 Turkey and Gravy Month Jay Unrated 120 2006 6.6/10 148