Movies

Shitty Cinema’s catalog of movies. An exciting foray into the perils of cinema.


TitleDateThemeAwful PersonRatingRun TimeRelease YearRotten TomatoesIMDB#
Highlander II: The Quickening11/16/2014Shitty Sci-FiCaseyR91199104.0/101
Starcrash11/23/2014Shitty Sci-FiDavePG921978334.0/102
Total Recall11/30/2014Shitty Sci-FiJayR1131990307.5/103
Babes In Toyland12/07/2014Fucking ChristmasCaseyG1401986365.3/104
Jingle All The Way12/14/2014Fucking ChristmasDavePG891996175.4/105
Santa With Muscles12/21/2014Fucking ChristmasJayPG971996212.4/106
Believe Again12/28/2014Casey Hijacks Shitty CinemaCaseyUnrated8520138.0/107
Zardoz01/04/2015Post Apocolyptic FilmsCaseyR1051974445.8/108
America 300001/11/2015Post Apocolyptic FilmsDavePG-139219864.4/109
Left Behind01/18/2015Post Apocolyptic FilmsJayPG-13110201423.1/1010
Fist of the North Star01/25/2015Post Apocolyptic FilmsDaveR10319953.9/1011
Bloodsport02/01/2015Van Damme-uaryCollectiveR921988336.8/1012
Death Warrant02/01/2015Van Damme-uaryCollectiveR8919905.6/1013
Legionnaire02/08/2015Van Damme-uaryCaseyR991998295.3/1014
Street Fighter02/08/2015Van Damme-uaryCaseyPG-131021994123.8/1015
Cyborg02/15/2015Van Damme-uaryDaveR8619895.0/1016
Lionheart02/15/2015Van Damme-uaryDaveR1081990336.1/1017
Double Team02/22/2015Van Damme-uaryJayR931997114.7/1018
Hard Target02/22/2015Van Damme-uaryJayR971993506.1/1019
The Last Dragon03/01/2015Kung Fu MonthCaseyPG-131091985336.9/1020
The God of Cookery03/08/2015Kung Fu MonthDaveUnrated9519967.4/1021
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky03/15/2015Kung Fu MonthDaveR911991897.1/1022
Dragonball: Evolution03/22/2015Kung Fu MonthJayPG852009142.7/1023
Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)03/29/2015Kung Fu MonthJayR1071972927.4/1024
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot04/05/2015Buddy CopsCaseyPG-1387199244.0/1025
Samurai Cop04/12/2015Buddy CopsDaveUnrated9619915.0/1026
Loose Cannons04/19/2015Buddy CopsJayR94199004.7/1027
Tango and Cash04/26/2015Buddy CopsJayR1041989346.3/1028
Mercury Rising05/03/2015Baldwin MonthCaseyR1111998176.1/1029
The Cat in the Hat05/10/2015Baldwin MonthDavePG822003103.8/1030
Fall Time05/17/2015Baldwin MonthJayR8819955.5/1031
The Shadow05/24/2015Baldwin MonthCollectivePG-131081994356.0/1032
Gigli05/31/2015Do Your WorstCaseyR121200362.4/1033
The Room06/07/2015Do Your WorstDaveR9920033.5/1034
The Black Gestapo06/14/2015Do Your WorstJayR8819754.0/1035
Foodfight!06/21/2015Do Your WorstMeniaPG9120121.7/1036
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans08/09/2015Nicolas Cage MonthCaseyR1222009876.7/1037
Season of the Witch08/16/2015Nicolas Cage MonthDavePG-13952011105.4/1038
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance08/23/2015Nicolas Cage MonthJayPG-13962011174.3/1039
Windtalkers08/30/2015Nicolas Cage MonthCaseyR1342002326.0/1040
The Galaxy Invader09/06/2015White Trash MonthMeniaPG7919853.0/1041
Pink Flamingos09/13/2015White Trash MonthCaseyNC-17931972806.1/1042
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil09/20/2015White Trash MonthDaveR892010847.6/1043
Say It Isn't So09/27/2015White Trash MonthJayR95200194.9/1044
Disorderlies11/08/2015Rappers Turned ActorsCaseyPG8619874.8/1045
Who's Your Caddy11/15/2015Rappers Turned ActorsDavePG-1393200762.0/1046
MP Da Last Don11/22/2015Rappers Turned ActorsJayUnrated4619982.7/1047
Leprechaun in the Hood11/29/2015Rappers Turned ActorsDaveR902000333.6/1048
Cool as Ice12/06/2015Call Back'sCaseyPG91199182.8/1049
The Wicker Man12/13/2015Call Back'sDavePG-131022006153.6/1050
Face/Off12/20/2015Call Back'sJayR1381997927.3/1051
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation12/27/2015Call Back'sCaseyPG-1395199733.7/1052
Arcade01/03/2016Welcome to the InternetCaseyR8519935.4/1053
V-World Matrix01/10/2016Welcome to the InternetDaveUnrated7819994.1/1054
The Lawnmower Man01/17/2016Welcome to the InternetJayR1081992385.4/1055
Swordfish01/24/2016Welcome to the InternetMeniaR992001266.5/1056
The Net01/31/2016Welcome to the InternetCollectivePG-131141995365.8/1057
Bloodsport02/07/2016Van Damme-uaryCollectiveR921998336.8/1058
Kickboxer02/07/2016Van Damme-uaryCollectiveR9719896.3/1059
Knock Off02/14/2016Van Damme-uaryCaseyR91199884.7/1060
Double Team02/14/2016Van Damme-uaryCaseyR931997114.7/1061
Replicant02/21/2016Van Damme-uaryDaveR1002001275.1/1062
The Order02/21/2016Van Damme-uaryDaveR99200104.6/1063
Timecop02/28/2016Van Damme-uaryJayR991994435.8/1064
JCVD02/28/2016Van Damme-uaryJayR972008837.2/1065
Süpermen Dönüyor (Turkish Superman)03/06/2016Kmart SuperheroesCaseyUnrated6719794.1/1066
Ra.One03/13/2016Kmart SuperheroesDaveUnrated15620114.8/1067
3 Dev Adam (Three Giant Men)03/20/2016Kmart SuperheroesJayUnrated8119734.9/1068
The Amazing Bulk03/27/2016Kmart SuperheroesCollectiveUnrated7620132.0/1069
Double Down04/03/2016ThunderbollocksMeniaUnrated9320053.1/1070
If Looks Could Kill04/10/2016ThunderbollocksCaseyPG-13881991295.7/1071
The Avengers04/17/2016ThunderbollocksDavePG-1389199853.7/1072
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield04/24/2016ThunderbollocksJayUnrated12019983.7/1073
Ghosts CAN Do It (Those Dear Departed)04/30/2016I Love the EightiesCaseyUnrated8819874.3/1074
Miami Connection05/08/2016I Love the EightiesDaveUnrated831987696.0/1075
Invasion U.S.A.05/15/2016I Love the EightiesJayR1071985205.3/1076
Teen Witch05/22/2016I Love the EightiesCoreyPG-13901989436.2/1077
Cobra05/29/2016I Love the EightiesJuiceR871986135.6/1078
Staying Alive06/05/2016Dueces MonthCaseyPG93198304.4/1079
Escape from L.A.06/12/2016Dueces MonthDaveR1011996535.7/1080
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption06/19/2016Dueces MonthJayPG-1310520123.6/1081
Gremlins 2: The New Batch06/26/2016Dueces MonthCollectivePG-131061990676.3/1082
Critters 308/07/2016Dirty Little SecretCaseyPG-1386199104.2/1083
Tiptoes08/14/2016Dirty Little SecretDaveR902003294.7/1084
She-Devil08/21/2016Dirty Little SecretJayPG-13991989415.4/1085
Heart Condition08/28/2016Dirty Little SecretCollectiveR100199005.6/1086
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale09/04/2016Horri-Boll MonthCaseyPG-13127200743.8/1087
Blubberella09/11/2016Horri-Boll MonthDaveR8720112.4/1088
Postal09/18/2016Horri-Boll MonthJayR100200784.5/1089
Raging Boll09/25/2016Horri-Boll MonthCollectiveUnrated8520106.0/1090
First Daughter10/02/2016Make Cinema Shitty AgainCaseyPG106200485.0/1091
London Has Fallen10/09/2016Make Cinema Shitty AgainDaveR992016265.9/1092
Head of State10/16/2016Make Cinema Shitty AgainJayPG-13952003315.4/1093
The American President10/23/2016Make Cinema Shitty AgainRikPG-131141995906.8/1094
xXx: State of the Union10/30/2016Make Cinema Shitty AgainCaseyPG-131012005164.3/1095
Dolemite11/06/2016Blacksploitation MonthCaseyR901975446.0/1096
Scream Blacula Scream11/13/2016Blacksploitation MonthDaveR961973295.6/1097
Black Belt Jones11/20/2016Blacksploitation MonthJayR8519746.4/1098
Black Dynamite11/27/2016Blacksploitation MonthDaveR842009837.4/1099
Double Dragon12/04/2016Video Games: The MoviesCaseyPG-1396199483.6/10100
Dangerous Men12/04/2016Video Games: The MoviesMeniaUnrated8020055.1/10101
Wing Commander12/11/2016Video Games: The MoviesDavePG-131001999104.1/10102
Ace Attorney (Gyakuten saiban)12/18/2016Video Games: The MoviesJayUnrated13520126.7/10103
Scott Pilgram vs. the World12/25/2016Video Games: The MoviesJuicePG-131122010817.5/10104
Life-Size01/01/2017It'sh Mahgic!CaseyG10120005.6/10105
Son of the Mask01/15/2017It'sh Mahgic!DavePG94200562.2/10106
Immortals01/22/2017It'sh Mahgic!JayR1102011356.0/10107
The Craft01/29/2017It'sh Mahgic!JayR1011996506.3/10108
Bloodsport02/05/2017Van Damme-uaryCollectiveR921998336.8/10109
Kickboxer: Vengeance02/05/2017Van Damme-uaryCollectiveUnrated902016434.9/10110
Sudden Death02/12/2017Van Damme-uaryCaseyR1111995535.7/10111
Lionheart02/12/2017Van Damme-uaryCaseyR1081990336.1/10112
The Expendables 202/19/2017Van Damme-uaryDaveR1032012666.6/10113
Pound of Flesh02/19/2017Van Damme-uaryDaveR1042015185.1/10114
Welcome to the Jungle02/26/2017Van Damme-uaryJayUnrated952013225.0/10115
Swelter02/26/2017Van Damme-uaryJayR9620144.6/10116
Fantastic Four03/05/2017Miserable Marvel MarchRikPG-131062005275.7/10117
Daredevil03/12/2017Miserable Marvel MarchCoreyPG-131032003445.3/10118
Elektra03/19/2017Miserable Marvel MarchJuicePG-13972005104.8/10119
Fantastic Four03/26/2017Miserable Marvel MarchRikPG901994293.9/10120
Volcano High04/02/2017Killer Bee MonthCaseyPG-1312020036.1/10121
Repo Men04/09/2017Killer Bee MonthDaveR1112010226.3/10122
The Man with the Iron Fists04/16/2017Killer Bee MonthJayR952012495.4/10123
The Protector 204/23/2017Killer Bee MonthJuiceR1042013205.3/10124
How High04/30/2017Killer Bee MonthRikR932001276.3/10125
Over Her Dead Body05/07/2017Romantic Ghost MoviesCaseyPG-13952008155.2/10126
A Chinese Ghost Story05/14/2017Romantic Ghost MoviesJayUnrated981987757.6/10127
Ghost Fever05/21/2017Romantic Ghost MoviesDavePG8619863.7/10128
Chandramukhi05/28/2017Romantic Ghost MoviesCaseyUnrated16620057.0/10129
Boat Trip06/04/2017This Is the EndCaseyR94200274.9/10130
Tank Girl06/11/2017This Is the EndDaveR1041995385.3/10131
Bio-Dome06/18/2017This Is the EndJayPG-1388199654.4/10132
Chairman of the Board06/25/2017This Is the EndCaseyPG-13951998132.3/10133
The Black Ninja08/04/2017As Seen On YouTubeMeniaUnrated9020031.9/10134
A Boy and His Dog08/06/2017As Seen On YouTubeCaseyR911975756.6/10135
Vampire's Kiss08/13/2017As Seen On YouTubeDaveR1031988615.9/10136
The Punisher08/20/2017As Seen On YouTubeJayUnrated891989285.7/10137
Hard Ticket To Hawaii08/27/2017As Seen On YouTubeJuiceR961987204.6/10138
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 209/03/2017Level 5CaseyPG-131152012495.5/10139
Highlander: The Source09/10/2017Level 5DaveR8620073.1/10140
Universal Soldier: Regeneration09/17/2017Level 5JayR9720095.2/10141
Bring It On: Fight to the Finish09/24/2017Level 5JuicePG-1310220095.4/10142
Exit10/01/2017Alan Smithee FilmsCaseyR9019964.2/10143
Cowboy's Run (Fugitive's Run)10/08/2017Alan Smithee FilmsDavePG-138320053.1/10144
Morgan Stewart's Coming Home10/15/2017Alan Smithee FilmsJayPG-139619875.4/10145
Let's Get Harry10/22/2017Alan Smithee FilmsJuiceR10219865.2/10146
The Owl10/29/2017Alan Smithee FilmsJayUnrated8419914.4/10147
Sinav (Heist School)11/05/2017Turkey and Gravy MonthJayUnrated12020066.6/10148